Color Business Cards

People are so busy these days and everywhere I go, there’s people ready to pull out their wallets with lightning speed and whip out some business cards for me to throw away. Do these people really think that I need the card? I’m pretty happy with my life, and your business card isn’t going to help me attain any of my life goals. And what about the people who have the audacity to actually be in possession of color business cards? Are they out of their minds? A white one is bad enough, but what I couldn’t possibly want to keep a bright pink business card in my very own wallet, could I? Even if it did have some value to me, I would be too embarrassed to keep it.

I went to a casino the other day and sat down at a poker table since I wanted to play some cards and four out of the nine people ended up giving me their cards. They weren’t remotely related to what I did for a living and I never wanted to see them again. All I needed from them was their money, but they gave them out anyway like a piece of gum.

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